Reason No. 843 Why You Should Drink Craft Beer Instead of Cheap Beer

Tony Cenicola/NYTimes

In a stunning finding, those who drink large quantities of cheap, crappy beer or malt liquor are more likely to wind up in emergency rooms.  The beers most likely to land you in the ER:

Budweiser
Steel Reserve
Colt 45
Bud Ice
Bud Light

A forthcoming study also suggests that people who regularly close down a bar have an increased rate of fist fight participation relative to the adult population.